Message from @Japheth

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2020-04-20 05:01:02 UTC  

Hahaha

2020-04-20 05:01:07 UTC  

my pitch was to pretend to put a black man on the moon, and I beleive this will sufficiently convince the plebs that we actually went to the moon because we can just call anyone that claims we didn't to be raciss

2020-04-20 05:01:27 UTC  

yeah he's not as bad as a lot of those conspiracy theorists types but that kind of stuff crazy like when you start to get Owen Benjamin mode then I'm like nah not that he's like that but that's what I'm like okay I can't listen anymore

2020-04-20 05:02:15 UTC  

by the way, the earth is actually flat, a hilarious truth

2020-04-20 05:02:30 UTC  

you can actualyl prove the earth is flat scientifically, but you cannot prove it is a sphere

2020-04-20 05:03:25 UTC  

but that's frankly such an old one, i am suprised of all the things out there that this is the one the people get excited over

2020-04-20 05:03:42 UTC  

that's why when it starts up i nthe chat i just simply say, take a fuckin plane trip, get the window seat, look

2020-04-20 05:04:14 UTC  

yeah I just had to erase a bunch of s*** I was about to say but it's no big deal cuz yeah I know all about that yeah the Earth is essentially flat but it's the outer atmosphere that creates the sphere you know it's impenetrable and actually just like a living organism the Earth is more like football shaped almost and it kind of morphs and changes but it's not flat in the sense that flat-earthers screw up on trying to convince people

2020-04-20 05:04:50 UTC  

no lol it's definitely flat

2020-04-20 05:05:19 UTC  

First and foremost I'm a big believer in physics

2020-04-20 05:05:25 UTC  

hold on, let me get the curve calculator

2020-04-20 05:05:35 UTC  

yea most physics is theorretical and is bullshit lolz

2020-04-20 05:06:20 UTC  

ok

2020-04-20 05:06:30 UTC  

so if earth is a sphere here is the calculator for the earth curvature

2020-04-20 05:06:32 UTC  
2020-04-20 05:06:47 UTC  

simply put in the distance of your plane flight and it will tell you how much curve ought to be visible

2020-04-20 05:06:55 UTC  

get a plane ticket, get the window seat, and look

2020-04-20 05:09:46 UTC  

here's a good one too actually, so you can account for altitude, which should present a more dramatic curve actually

2020-04-20 05:09:58 UTC  

Hold on this is going to require more phone juice I'm at 1percent I have to plug in and all right we can get into this but let me come back in a little bit

2020-04-20 05:10:35 UTC  

for example on the second calculator i use my plane trip from ohio to DC, a lil over 300 miles, i just round down to 300 miles

2020-04-20 05:11:03 UTC  

the plane flies at between 10,000 and 15,000 feet, so i'll just say 10,000 feet because the higher you go the more curve that ought to be visible

2020-04-20 05:11:54 UTC  

I can't I can't tell wherewhere you stand on things because you're knowledgeable of both sides and you're arguing for both that seems not just with this particular subject but in other instances nothing wrong with that but yeah give me a second man I'm going to go smoke a cigarette Ellen my phone charge

2020-04-20 05:12:22 UTC  

And let my phone charge

2020-04-20 05:13:26 UTC  

yes, i use the other side's own calculations pretty much to prove themselves wrong lol

2020-04-20 05:13:57 UTC  

Yes and I like yes and I like that I do that too but you kind of threw me off there so I have to gather myself for a minute you jerk. I'm just kidding

2020-04-20 05:14:02 UTC  

though it's more like i prove nothing, reality itself just simply does not align with what they teach

2020-04-20 05:14:16 UTC  

I know

2020-04-20 05:14:36 UTC  

Be right back buddy

2020-04-20 05:14:54 UTC  

lol you don't have to respond everytime i write lol, discord will be here i assure you lol

2020-04-20 05:22:16 UTC  

Haha

2020-04-20 05:22:41 UTC  

Have you ever thought about getting into The negotiator business

2020-04-20 05:22:52 UTC  

what do you mean?

2020-04-20 05:23:50 UTC  

I mean that in a complimentary way cuz you have the ability to what seems to put people at ease but yet make them nervous at the same time

2020-04-20 05:24:02 UTC  

i mean what is the negotiator business?

2020-04-20 05:24:20 UTC  

i negotiate as part of my business anyways

2020-04-20 05:24:29 UTC  

Like being knowledgeable on both fronts of a certain subject is a good thing to do if it means you're smart but I can't tell where you truly stand on it like you know I don't know which one that you whole true conviction for

2020-04-20 05:24:46 UTC  

oh lol, just ask

2020-04-20 05:24:56 UTC  

I mean like negotiating with terrorists or like bank robberies and all that kind of stuff I mean essentially the line of work you and you do that kind of stuff but I don't know if that's your daily tasks but I think you would be good at it

2020-04-20 05:25:00 UTC  

i do love negotiations though, that's one of my favorite parts of business

2020-04-20 05:25:16 UTC  

You're not allowed to compliment Japheth aight