My motor fell off the boat at the Alligator river bridge

lol i just realized something, you're literally an anchor baby lol

I made it without a motor about 180 miles and got stuck at a marina near the outer banks of N.C.

Farm and country. Loved it

Id love to see jlp on Joe Rogan, bring him to a main stream audience

Our first day in North Carolina we sailed into Coinjock and as we pulled up to the docks, there was a redneck fisherman with a shotgun

He pointed down and fired it right as we pulled up to the dock. Turns out there was a rattlesnake and he blew it's head clean off

lol

Timber rattles get pretty big out there. Another buddy blew the head off a 6 footer

my hillbilly grandpa once picked a snake up and whipped it like a whip and made its guts fly out its mouth, Murica a/f

I bet if you did that with a j*ew* gold shekels would fly out of it's nose

i love my hillbilyl grandpa, me and him are the only ultranationalist rightwingers in our family

my hillbilly grandpa was supporting Trump since he ran back in like 2008

Nice

when Trump won we had a famiyl gathering and all my relatives are bitching about Trump

Haha my family is uber libtardo as well

and I said I liked Trump and they all turn to me in one accord and are like "why?"

and I'm like "because he is going to get rid of all the hispanics and ban the muslims"

Oh yeah "are you a racist?"

and they went into the cacophony of "muh raciss, muh xenophobe, etc."

Well now it's the blacks that hate America

but i look up and my hillbilly grandpa is jsut smiling so big at me

Just ask them to define the word.

one of the best moments of my life

This year has definitely shown the value of segregation

That usually baffles them enough to actually think.

Do I hate people BASED on their phenotype? No.

Do I recognize patterns of humans with a certain phenotype? Yes.

Universe of difference.

i don't hate them i jsut want them to go back to their country and stop ruining mine

If they can't understand that, they are mid-wit tools at best and shouldnt even bother defending. Just lie to the simpleton.

they do not belong here

"Xenophobia means you hate others that are different than you!"
...
"You mean like how you hate Republicans or Conservatives?"

You handle it kinda poorly.

@Japheth I'm Hispanic

yea you're in the wrong country

"Not BECAUSE they are different. Because they are different and want me to be like them."

My Spanish side has been in the United States since 1608

invaders

You'll find most people have no clue about history, politics, or genetics.

The Conquistadors were here before the English