Message from @Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor

Discord ID: 447697379248832523


2018-05-20 09:44:30 UTC  

friend posted this

2018-05-20 09:44:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/447696131531472916/Screenshot_20180520-124318.png

2018-05-20 09:44:55 UTC  

battery expansion pak?

2018-05-20 09:45:12 UTC  

no help dude ur battery just got bigger

2018-05-20 09:45:19 UTC  

enjoy free charge

2018-05-20 09:45:34 UTC  

Smartwatches not even once

2018-05-20 09:46:40 UTC  

I see someone else has fallen for the smartwatch meme

2018-05-20 09:47:12 UTC  

This is why you buy a vostok and not smartwatches

2018-05-20 09:47:25 UTC  

A what

2018-05-20 09:48:27 UTC  

Vostok bby

i mean atleast a smart watch can do some somewhat useful shit

2018-05-20 09:48:47 UTC  

Yeah like set you on fire

2018-05-20 09:48:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/447697196683362304/serveimage30.jpg

2018-05-20 09:49:12 UTC  

It tells the time and date

2018-05-20 09:49:12 UTC  

Only acceptable male jewellery

2018-05-20 09:49:18 UTC  

Which happens to be cool too

2018-05-20 09:49:33 UTC  

I'd just buy a $10 watch

2018-05-20 09:50:00 UTC  

Get a real man watch, pussy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/447697494088876044/dont_buy_this_pls.jpg

2018-05-20 09:50:18 UTC  

It's like watch inception

2018-05-20 09:50:34 UTC  

Yo'ure not brave enough, kid

2018-05-20 09:50:45 UTC  

;-;

you're the guy that got burned by the smart watch, right

2018-05-20 09:52:57 UTC  

DONT MAKE FUN OF IT IT WAS VERY TRAUMATIC TYVM

2018-05-20 09:55:38 UTC  

Name an actual better looking watch
Protip: you can't

2018-05-20 09:55:40 UTC  
2018-05-20 09:55:58 UTC  

mi band 2

2018-05-20 09:56:56 UTC  

my homos is on the way

2018-05-20 09:58:16 UTC  

>homos

2018-05-20 09:59:20 UTC  

anyway here's a better looking watch

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/447699843658285056/PROW1131edit2194x1463.jpg

2018-05-20 09:59:37 UTC  

casio f-91w

2018-05-20 09:59:39 UTC  

You could buy a nice car for what it's worth though

2018-05-20 09:59:49 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-20 10:00:32 UTC  

Can I just use a dildo as a watch

2018-05-20 10:00:43 UTC  

Tell the time by the shadow it makes coming out my ass