if my lady ask hey do i look fat in this dress

if she does

i say yes

haha

frankly this is where the conversation becomes retarded, but i see i came back to a shitstorm anyways earlier today lol so oh well

You dummy thicc, gurl!

but i will still smash big girl, come on over XD

Do you have that lady yet shalom?

no, i been single for like a year now

my ex was crazy

dam aussies XD

Crikey

lol for like a year

Well, if you say yes when they ask you if they're fat you'll probably add onto those years I assume

i havnt worried about finding another really or tried or looked so

thats good

that's how it should be

then you dont know how to pick um propane haha

shalom escaped barely alive from the outback cougar with his soul, but will he keep it, or will Babylon take him away in chains and gouge it his eyes?

if she cant joke about that and seriously gets offended

you picked wrong XD

LMFAO

if she dont laugh at your farts

Can you imagine

you picked wrong

my lady asks me if she looks fat

haha japheth

she was 9 years older then me

I give this stern "Yes!"

iam 33 shes like 42 now i think

jewish race reverberates, it happens

She just looks at me

and I'm all like

from time to times, and a tiem and a half

"What? Im not a Simp! I'm telling it how it is!"

i dont beat around the bush when it comes to ladies so lol

well not figuratively lol

easy prey for Babylon

but yeah i just be honest

and expect the same

yeah