oh the beltway is a rollercoaster all right, and that's assuming you survive the 300+ mile journey to get to Hell On Earth to begin with

or shit it's probably further for you

well brb i have to go pick up my ticket

I think I'm only like 7 hours out

I think its chicken time

yea that soudns about right, i'm roughly 6 hours from the border base and about 6 and 45 min from the office

lol the record set from the office to my house was 5 hours by a michigan boy, but he was drunk as mother fucker and did 100 the whole way swerving in and out

lol in most rickety ass truck i ever seen too lol, had his muffler tied on by a coat hanger lmao he was the half black black boy's white trash older brother, total fuck-up but i was pretty humored obnoxiously cruising around the booji elite areas of DC and the rich people suburbs, lol yellingo ut the window at these stuffy elite maggots that the Real Murican boys were in town lol

lol i don't think the mexicans and the elite coastal libs had ever seen some Real Muricans before, funyn shit, we took him to the Senator's Gala too last year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lebID_aUBpg&list=WL&ab_channel=AndrewDecember

gotta remind the rich and powerful globalists and their foreign lovers from time to time who this country really belongs to

https://twitter.com/Kim25511165659/status/1138147475166879744?s=20 NOOOO LMAOOOO

Too good

Are you a cross-fitting vegan too, or only an edgy atheist?

https://tenor.com/view/beta-jesse-lee-peterson-gif-15785063

https://youtu.be/ZELt3P-zPaE

Dark Rose, can you smell it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEOLNDtcCKE

The chicken, its nearly ready

https://youtu.be/0IsWS5ujWvY

styrofoam is bad for the environment stephen

the ducks eat it and it makes their poop float

https://youtu.be/1j8Z_IUfQHM well I love to hate Wigs, does that count?

We need to bring the mob back

Politicians used to be afraid they would lose a finger or something if they acted up

oh look its canadian chase, from canada

damn my train got delayed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ml8DD-P-GQ

@Joshua Graham get in here son and chat with me while i wait for my shitty delayed train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G14bB7wmO_o

those respirator mask dont filter what you breathe out

My fellow blue birds we must let ravens into our nesting areas

sorry buddy we cant be racist, and it's "you're" but i thank you for the compliment

Gr8 b8 m8

That bird is looking like Hitler, lmao.

https://twitter.com/FirstThemNEWS/status/1343926019447668737?s=20 #WhitesDontCommitCrime #Forever13/50 #WhiteOnWhiteCrime #B-ButWuhBoutBlackOnBlackCrime

Its hilarious how blacks dont understand statistics 😂