https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAOPTXPPl0&feature=youtu.be

oy mate

you got a ciggy

nah cunt

ciggy butt brain

https://youtu.be/ebKRoIO_2hU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcMyGm7ZaYg

i wanna move to australia and become a bogan

first one is done really well

looks like shitty cityrail stations circa 2007

theyre literally just tarmac and shade

with some seats covered in gum

and maybe a vending machine if you're in a good area

are perth and adelaide worth visiting? ive already been to sydney and melbourne

ive never been to perth

but adelaide was meh

like

just meh

it's like a massive country town

and there's ONE FUCKING TRAIN LINE FOR THE WHOLE STATE

hell ya

but its literally city > beach and back

it would take me 32 hours to get there from Amsterdam

I wouldn't go back

rather stay in Melb or home in Sydney

fuck it ill get tanked at a coffee shop and go to the beaches north of the city

27 hours to melbourne

melbourne is nicest imho

its well planned

nice city

indeed

sydney is like

a hole

i like architecture

with a huge 'under construction' sticker

the opera house is cool

its a beautiful city for sightseeing but holy SHIT its packed and poorly planned

half the city is a construction zone because they're building a light rail through the city

i always read about taxi drivers and trams colliding in amsterdam

fuck me id have to transfer in hong kong

im not going to australia