bldm

you are the 1 white guard

What if I'm the warden

Your mom gives me head under the desk

Lol

I know I did, but I'm lying lmao

Lol

"Penetrated my thigh on a bird statue" how does this happen

That actually happened

How do you stab yourself with a bird statue

Lol

I was running around a corner in the sidewalk to my garden and I fell over

!s

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Damn

Fell on it

And fell on this little bronze bird statue with a point on top

Oucj

That would hurt like a sonofabitch

I also scraped my knee and it got infected

I once fell off my scooter and landed with my knee on a rock

Still have a scar on my leg

Same

Why did ant leave

Idk

That's just what ant does

I could see white too

Lol

In my gash

It was deep

I could fit like my whole thumb

lol I saw my kneecap

I think I did

I saw something white

but yeah I bled a bunch

Lol

Mine didn't bleed as much

If I even was part minority the blood is gone for sure

Lol

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