Nigger you and I are the only ones alive rn

Just

Stop

Talk instead

This is the most relatable meme ever made tbh

@bird

What's your type

Dead people a

Not to be rude to the living

Okay so hypothetically if I killed myself

...

Would you consider railing me

Yes ✨

Clearly deffo will

Bet 😏🤙

😳 you can play dead

I am pissing myself

Lmao frfr you live near me

What if we did

Hahana

Jk

Unless

😶😏

I-

I mean, anytime baby

Just hit me up

Will finger bash you 😏✨

Fuck

My testosterone levels

Are probably

So low

Because you never stop wanking

Your scream will be hitting a soprano note

😭😭😭

I cum like

3 times a day

Christ

On average

Y'all need jesus

I'm literally the embodiment of the coomer meme