The realization that you will never have the opportunity to be Hitlers top guy <:doomer:786382701140901948>

And I hurt my leg

3 dollas?

I have like €4000 in cash, what do I owe?

i can do like $11 bucks a month

If you ever wanna get something

JUST TELL A FUCKIN STORY

>4k
Pfffttt, that's rookie numbers for niggers

TELL A FUCKIN STORYY

You want your teacher to up your grade?

To truly live the hood life, you must have a maximum of $400

Ah geez bro

Tell em a 20 minute story

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FUCK EM

Great advice though

:thonk:

People will just keep listening and go crazy

Soooo, I will get my grades raised, for telling a 20 minute story?

🤔

Yes

Ahhh, right then

Tell em how you hurt your leg

And you're on these pills

Bro

I'll just tell my History Teacher, a story of how the British Empire was truly Based and Redpilled

😎 🇬🇧

Just ask them what Lovecraft's cat is named

i was walking out to my car and there was ice but i was also balancing some coffee and encyclopedias i was donating to the good will and i slip and fell bro

Honestly

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Don't expect redpilled gf

Slipping on Ice, is my biggest nightmare

If you want someone that's going to agree with you fully

I once broke my arm, for falling hard on Ice

i was carrying 20 copies of mein kampf and i slipped and broke my foot bro...

Get a man

on these pills man...

A man with asperger's

It still haunts me to this day <:aaaaaaaaaa:786143233432223824> <:doomer:786382701140901948>

Nice