why did you shave your head in the first place

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I can't think of a single girl who likes baldheaded young men

Just say you have cancer, tons of pity sex

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bald with muscles is semi-hot

being balding? nothing more repulsive

@johnfrum free shave

for cancer

unironically

I look cool and /monkmode/ but I realized after girls would find it repulsive

I gave up trying to think about it

and decided, fuck, I'll just lie down at the park instead

and here we are now

Post a picture of your stupid bald head

Make sure to blank your face ;)

Then just roll with that

If she asks for your hair say you participated to the cancer thing and present yourself as normie loving messiah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492731531379605504/556988648738783238/9c438b5be7966222.png

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It's fake

Please don't post pictures or i get banned <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

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@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck could've skipped the last 3 episodes of Bake tbh, nothing really interesting happened, and catspeak is cancerous to listen to

alright lads

what energy drink do I get

I made the crippling mistake of having Malaysian food and ended up getting no sleep for obvious reasons

whats wrong with malaysian food

@Droidbot tfw aussie "spice" is not spicy at all

get the boomer approved zero ultra

nothing wrong with it

did it nuke ur gut

but I'm the whitest motherfucker imaginable

I'll let you guess the rest

my white friends can't handle spices

what I think as "man, this doesn't taste spicy at all" is unbearable to them

sigj

sigh

@Droidbot is mother the australian version of sips