Message from @HEKTIK

Discord ID: 193766974365499393


2016-06-18 16:36:36 UTC  

over here we just go to Asda and shoplift some tinnies maaayy888

2016-06-18 16:36:37 UTC  

>want beer
>go to the store and buy a six pack or two or a fridge pack

2016-06-18 16:36:59 UTC  

that's how it should be

2016-06-18 16:37:19 UTC  

but Canada you need to ask the man at a bullet proof window to hand you some beer

2016-06-18 16:37:32 UTC  

>want beer - go to paki shop

2016-06-18 16:37:34 UTC  

and he's like "sorry are you sure?"

2016-06-18 16:37:59 UTC  

>eyy javeed giz a pak of special brew bruv

2016-06-18 16:38:02 UTC  

you mean "right bud are ya fuckin sure about this one yaknow it's boutta get ya right ripped there buddy"

2016-06-18 16:38:05 UTC  

god damn these conspiring sheeple with their savage drugs

2016-06-18 16:38:13 UTC  

ya fuckin dinger

2016-06-18 16:38:51 UTC  

!play dat boi!

2016-06-18 16:39:11 UTC  

>go to canadian bar
>already paid out the ass for some shit beer
>barman still standing glaring at you
>wot do you want m8
>he wants a tip
>hand a looney
>no that's not enough it was an expensive beer
>two tooneys

2016-06-18 16:39:34 UTC  

>going to a bar

2016-06-18 16:39:35 UTC  

that's what Canadians call their $1 and $2 coins, loonies and toonies

2016-06-18 16:39:39 UTC  

>give a compliment
>oh please that's more than enough
>here have two beers

2016-06-18 16:39:58 UTC  

>tipping is for fedoras

2016-06-18 16:40:06 UTC  

listen buddy, save yer fookin loonie and go out for a right rip with the lads, no loonies required ya feel

2016-06-18 16:40:28 UTC  

>get my hair cut
>barber standing there glaring at me
>wot do you want m8
>he wants a tip
>for cutting me fucking hair?!

2016-06-18 16:40:33 UTC  

Should have got a few eckys m8

2016-06-18 16:40:38 UTC  

I'm sure that extends to US too tho

2016-06-18 16:40:46 UTC  

pingas cunt

2016-06-18 16:41:06 UTC  

!skip

2016-06-18 16:41:15 UTC  

!skip

2016-06-18 16:41:37 UTC  

!SKIP

2016-06-18 16:41:38 UTC  

!play my ummah dawn has

2016-06-18 16:41:58 UTC  

!play allah trapbar

2016-06-18 16:42:23 UTC  

this charity shop video is shit

2016-06-18 16:42:29 UTC  

I didn't find anything cool

2016-06-18 16:42:41 UTC  

shit idea for a comfy video series

2016-06-18 16:43:13 UTC  

9 times out of 11 charity shops are full of shit

2016-06-18 16:43:30 UTC  

Yeah I don't get it, US and Canada goodwills are immense

2016-06-18 16:43:34 UTC  

but the UK has dogshit

2016-06-18 16:43:38 UTC  

theyre good for clothes but theyre useless for all else

2016-06-18 16:43:46 UTC  

where u from m8

2016-06-18 16:43:54 UTC  

dude value village is littttt

2016-06-18 16:44:04 UTC  

aus fam

2016-06-18 16:44:09 UTC  

Oi mate

2016-06-18 16:44:12 UTC  

>aus
I guess that's UK

2016-06-18 16:44:23 UTC  

essentially

2016-06-18 16:44:24 UTC  

Kangaroo land

2016-06-18 16:44:30 UTC  

Our finest convicts