Message from @HEKTIK
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probably gonna buy 5x 1 meters
"Didn't break in my hands so I guess it works"
the questions people asked me about james donkey, "does it feel like it'll break in your hands"
As if the say "sorry" instead of "don't worry bout it me old China"
never had a mouse made of putty
!play s3rl hentai
>Woolter and Jesse
Copper
hey bud we're heading out to cabelas u need any rounds there bud
Wait so what percentage of csg is britbong
I hear in Canada they need the government's permission just to get some beer
you mean like be of age?
the LCBO
rip yeah
5 is the perfect drinking age
there's wine shops in grocery stores and all but the main one's belong to the government
Rest of the world can go suck a dick
GOON BAGS AT AGE 5
>ask ex to get me some beer
>takes her ten years and a thousand applications for one crate of weak piss canadian beer
fantastic system
why
over here we just go to Asda and shoplift some tinnies maaayy888
>want beer
>go to the store and buy a six pack or two or a fridge pack
that's how it should be
but Canada you need to ask the man at a bullet proof window to hand you some beer
>want beer - go to paki shop
and he's like "sorry are you sure?"
>eyy javeed giz a pak of special brew bruv
you mean "right bud are ya fuckin sure about this one yaknow it's boutta get ya right ripped there buddy"
god damn these conspiring sheeple with their savage drugs
ya fuckin dinger
!play dat boi!
>go to canadian bar
>already paid out the ass for some shit beer
>barman still standing glaring at you
>wot do you want m8
>he wants a tip
>hand a looney
>no that's not enough it was an expensive beer
>two tooneys
>going to a bar
that's what Canadians call their $1 and $2 coins, loonies and toonies
>give a compliment
>oh please that's more than enough
>here have two beers
>tipping is for fedoras
listen buddy, save yer fookin loonie and go out for a right rip with the lads, no loonies required ya feel
>get my hair cut
>barber standing there glaring at me
>wot do you want m8
>he wants a tip
>for cutting me fucking hair?!
Should have got a few eckys m8