Message from @Noah

Discord ID: 205492380718202880


2016-07-21 01:07:55 UTC  

I wanted to say that my mailman honks when he's in front on my house so I know I need to get out

2016-07-21 01:08:10 UTC  

my dog usually goes ballistic at the door

2016-07-21 01:08:11 UTC  

But I usually know just by the sound of the engine

2016-07-21 01:08:43 UTC  

i have two mailmen, the van mailman who dlivers to my door and i sign and the bike one who chugs along and drops stuff in the mailbox

2016-07-21 01:10:00 UTC  

I get all the small packages from the same guy who delivers regular letters

2016-07-21 01:10:05 UTC  

yeah

2016-07-21 01:10:10 UTC  

that's the bike guy

2016-07-21 01:10:50 UTC  

Larger packages get handed over to dedicated delivery companies usually

2016-07-21 01:10:56 UTC  

yeah

2016-07-21 01:11:18 UTC  

And then I get a text saying "Your package will be delivered between <three hour timespan>"

2016-07-21 01:11:31 UTC  

oh what

2016-07-21 01:11:34 UTC  

i dont have that

2016-07-21 01:11:51 UTC  

"your packages have reached your mainland and will be delivered in the coming days"

2016-07-21 01:11:55 UTC  

i only get one

2016-07-21 01:12:29 UTC  

welcome

2016-07-21 01:12:35 UTC  

Hello

2016-07-21 01:13:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/205492291043852289/WhaleSemen.jpg

2016-07-21 01:13:15 UTC  

what am i looking at here?

2016-07-21 01:13:18 UTC  

that's whale semen

2016-07-21 01:13:20 UTC  

WhaleCum

2016-07-21 01:13:21 UTC  

Welcome

2016-07-21 01:14:54 UTC  

This isn't chink shit but you get the idea

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/205492772520591360/unknown.png

2016-07-21 01:15:52 UTC  

17.06 was friday so it offered me to move the date to monday or thursday

2016-07-21 01:16:09 UTC  

that's thoughtfull of them

2016-07-21 01:16:12 UTC  

i like that

2016-07-21 01:16:23 UTC  

the bike postie is hit and miss

2016-07-21 01:16:30 UTC  

i had him show up at 10am ysterday

2016-07-21 01:16:39 UTC  

two weeks ago he showed up at 5:40 in the avo

2016-07-21 01:17:21 UTC  

what language is that cathy?

2016-07-21 01:17:41 UTC  

Croatian

2016-07-21 01:18:45 UTC  

looking at pictures.

2016-07-21 01:18:48 UTC  

croatia looks nice

2016-07-21 01:19:31 UTC  

You can find a place to take a nice picture in any reasonably large piece of land

2016-07-21 01:19:44 UTC  

sounds like my jam

2016-07-21 01:20:16 UTC  

I don't think you caught on the tone of my message

2016-07-21 01:20:32 UTC  

i guess not

2016-07-21 01:21:08 UTC  

What I meant to say is that you can take any large piece of land at random and you'll find nice places to take pictures of

2016-07-21 01:21:32 UTC  

Googling "place" will always result in nice pictures

2016-07-21 01:22:07 UTC  

Unless you google syria or something

2016-07-21 01:23:13 UTC  

i thought you mean if i was to end up incroatia, not that i can afford to travel, i'd end up having a nice time taking pictures

2016-07-21 01:52:38 UTC  

so there was mail in the maiilbox but not for me