Message from @cathy

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2016-07-24 09:12:37 UTC  

yeah but

2016-07-24 09:12:44 UTC  

why go through the hassle when you can add a couple script tags

2016-07-24 09:12:47 UTC  

:^)

2016-07-24 09:14:36 UTC  

I'd definitely just do a file that's just `var messages = ["something", "something else", ...]` and then pick a random out of that

2016-07-24 09:22:37 UTC  

definitely

2016-07-24 09:23:37 UTC  

copypasted from some website

2016-07-24 09:23:38 UTC  

works now

2016-07-24 09:28:49 UTC  

This = $(Cat | shuf -n 1 )

2016-07-24 09:29:22 UTC  

What sanrenmu should I buy?

2016-07-24 09:29:41 UTC  

The 7010 is pretty popular

2016-07-24 09:30:49 UTC  

But its so plain. Not poser-y enough for me :^)

2016-07-24 09:37:16 UTC  

Or cheaper

2016-07-24 09:40:00 UTC  

<html>
<head>
<title>Random Text</title>
<script type="text/javascript">
var textarray = [
"Sometimes we need to lose the small battles in order to win the war.",
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.",
"Swift as wind. Quiet as the forest. Conquer like the fire. Steady as the mountain.",
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles",
"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.", // No comma after last entry
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.",
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.",
"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt."
"Rouse him, and learn the principle of his activity or inactivity. Force him to reveal himself, so as to find out his vulnerable spots."
];

function RndText() {
var rannum= Math.floor(Math.random()*textarray.length);
document.getElementById('ShowText').innerHTML=textarray[rannum];
}
onload = function() { RndText(); }

</script>
</head>
<body>
<div id="ShowText"></div>
</body>

</html>

2016-07-24 09:40:05 UTC  

shouldnt this work?

2016-07-24 09:40:15 UTC  

3d5m

2016-07-24 09:40:38 UTC  

?

2016-07-24 09:40:49 UTC  

The messages are 3d5m

2016-07-24 09:41:09 UTC  

You probably need document.onload or something

2016-07-24 09:41:16 UTC  

I don't know shit about javascript

2016-07-24 09:41:29 UTC  

???

2016-07-24 09:41:44 UTC  

three deep five me

2016-07-24 09:41:54 UTC  

ah

2016-07-24 09:41:55 UTC  

ok

2016-07-24 09:42:29 UTC  

You're missing a comma after the second to last message

2016-07-24 09:42:59 UTC  

thanks!

2016-07-24 09:43:07 UTC  

gotta go for a walk with doggo

2016-07-24 09:43:08 UTC  

cya

2016-07-24 09:43:16 UTC  

hutodwn

2016-07-24 09:43:19 UTC  

ops

2016-07-24 09:43:21 UTC  

>made a titanium backup on the phone internal memory

2016-07-24 09:43:46 UTC  

>wipe the whole drive and forget to copy it to PC

2016-07-24 09:43:56 UTC  

gj

2016-07-24 09:44:38 UTC  

Zombii: examine your call to docement.getelementbyld

2016-07-24 09:45:52 UTC  

That would be where the problem is in other scripting languages, but I know nothing about js

2016-07-24 10:22:16 UTC  

Ordered the sanrenmu 7021luc to replace broken buck knife

2016-07-24 10:22:30 UTC  

I hope it exists

2016-07-24 10:23:37 UTC  

Tfw instead of washing clothes you order more from china

2016-07-24 10:24:03 UTC  

The guy who invented soylent does this