Message from @Dietrich

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2016-08-14 22:33:15 UTC  

I called it steam refund simulator and people dropped me likes

2016-08-14 22:33:20 UTC  

Customer being jackass for paying on other hand.

2016-08-14 22:33:24 UTC  

it apperantly fucks up on PCs

2016-08-14 22:33:34 UTC  

what a surprise at launch ikr

2016-08-14 22:34:22 UTC  

Long gone are the days when good QC was put in place.

2016-08-14 22:34:43 UTC  

My tamagachi only likes to eat, shit and sleep

2016-08-14 22:34:53 UTC  

Soul of a cat

2016-08-14 22:34:54 UTC  

Its essentially me

2016-08-14 22:35:00 UTC  

But its boring as fuck

2016-08-14 22:35:07 UTC  

I had a cat

2016-08-14 22:35:26 UTC  

Get a real pet if you need one, that shit is for little girls

2016-08-14 22:36:03 UTC  

of course it would be boring in that way

2016-08-14 22:36:09 UTC  

Its like, would you play the sims for long?

2016-08-14 22:36:45 UTC  

Not making nerd char and lock it in basement

2016-08-14 22:36:54 UTC  

Look as how he goes insane

2016-08-14 22:36:54 UTC  

men doesn't have the same care

2016-08-14 22:36:57 UTC  

I rather take a chink digital pet for 1$ than a real one for millions

2016-08-14 22:37:26 UTC  

I must admit a cat is pretty expensive if you do like take off their balls and vaccinate rabies

2016-08-14 22:37:57 UTC  

Oh this shitty thing came to my mind

2016-08-14 22:38:07 UTC  

Why the fuck is it legal to chop if their balls

2016-08-14 22:38:09 UTC  

back with the sims 2 I actually modified the toilet, so that it would be a sex doll he peed into

2016-08-14 22:38:11 UTC  

Pets are hassle, my parents have a a cat

2016-08-14 22:38:15 UTC  

and then it would boost pleasure to max

2016-08-14 22:38:25 UTC  

I did that just for laughs at first, and when my sister came to play

2016-08-14 22:38:34 UTC  

I would never chop cats balls or anything like that

2016-08-14 22:38:40 UTC  

she actually used it since it would fix their need for doing things

2016-08-14 22:39:02 UTC  

whats it called, uhm, fun?

2016-08-14 22:39:41 UTC  

I'd rather have a dog because they can be taught

2016-08-14 22:39:50 UTC  

I know people who had dogs

2016-08-14 22:39:54 UTC  

cats? 1000x better

2016-08-14 22:40:05 UTC  

doesnt bite my cables, dont shit near my house, walk by itself

2016-08-14 22:40:16 UTC  

only bad thing is it eats shit with worms in them so you need to give it treatment

2016-08-14 22:40:25 UTC  

Nah m8. Cats are assholes.

2016-08-14 22:40:36 UTC  

And my cat would like, put the tablet under its tounge

2016-08-14 22:40:41 UTC  

and spit it out when you arent looking

2016-08-14 22:40:43 UTC  

My cat sits there and enjoys a stroke, she's great

2016-08-14 22:40:44 UTC  

what a bastard

2016-08-14 22:41:18 UTC  

the best part is when it knows how to get your attention while you are at the computer

2016-08-14 22:41:23 UTC  

jump on your shit

2016-08-14 22:42:05 UTC  

I might get pet whenever I have family of my own

2016-08-14 22:42:08 UTC  

gaybest have chinked me out of £130, 'your return hasn't arrived yet'