mfw birthday tomorrow 👌
gudday mates
gudday
I hope you have those onaholes on backorder zombi mate
no bettr way to celebrate than with a hearty wank
lol
well
I cant order it
shit mate, why not, will your mum check your mail
yes
probably
get it sent to the post office aye 8)
no really
because im 13 tomorrow
nigger say what
underaged and ban, my man
http://www.banggood.com/X5-Handsfree-Masturbation-Cup-Vibrating-Male-Vagina-Electric-Suction-Simulation-Pussy-Sex-Adult-Supplies-Toys-p-1004633.html
order this and you will be the coolest wanker at school
you can jerk off with your nerdy mates to smartphone anime behind the school bikeshed
noice
we did that once
but we didnt jerk off
just throw away the outer layer shite and its top draw
just watch yt videos
we got caught by a teacher
he followed us
and we ran
he didnt see our faces so I think we were safe
jesus mayte. back in my day we tore pics of girls in bras out of library books and hid them round the school
Get those guys together into a wanking club and you're destined for great things, I'm tellin ya
ok
watch me whip
watch me naenae
eww
SUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
suå
sup*
what is sleep? cuz i haven't had any
sleep is life
I like sleep
