`Title:` Independence Day
`Year:` 1996
`Rating:` 6.9
`Genre:` Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
`Link:` <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/>
`Plot:` The aliens are coming and their goal is to invade and destroy Earth. Fighting superior technology, mankind's best weapon is the will to survive.
`img:` http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMGQwNDNkMmItYWY1Yy00YTZmLWE5OTAtODU0MGZmMzQ1NDdkXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1._SY200.jpg

~imdb indepdence day resurgence

`Title:` Independence Day: Resurgence
`Year:` 2016
`Rating:` 5.4
`Genre:` Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
`Link:` <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1628841/>
`Plot:` Two decades after the first Independence Day invasion, Earth is faced with a new extra-Solar threat. But will mankind's new space defenses be enough?
`img:` http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjIyMTg5MTg4OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMzkzMjY5NzE@._V1._SY200.jpg

>5.4

Hollywood stopped making food films

~ud chink

`Term:` chink
`Definition:` A [racist] term used to describe the Chinese.
`Link:` <http://chink.urbanup.com/286380>

ok this is enough for now

this bot is better then I first thought

I remember we discussed adding yt bot

but, well, it fucking does that?

Sure

~youtube autism monty on the run

Oh

you need yt

short

Ye

~yt autism

should have worked that way anyway

Anyyyy moment now

huh why so slow

~ud autism

~yt autism

`Term:` autism
`Definition:` A condition characterized by obsessive interests and a lack of eye contact.Asperger Syndrome has many facets involving a difficulty in [communication] and inability to grasp social situations and body language. Sufferers report an interest in minor and trivial details, rather than being able to see [the bigger picture]. They also find 'small talk' difficult.Sufferers also get absorbed in their own head space and find relationships difficult. They also have a tendency to take words and phrases literally, e.g. If someone with Asperger's saw a sign in a telephone bill paying shop stating "cash point" the AS suffer would assume [cash point] meant an ATM cash machine and would go to draw money out of it.AS sufferers tend to prefer the company of pets and animals and shun the limelight.They can also have temper tantrums and indulge in activities called [stimming] which is hand flapping or other none verbal gestures such as finger flicking - sufferers of Asperger Syndrome do this when under stress or pressure.Asperger syndrome is a big subject and their are countless different personality types and subcategories of illness/condition.Sufferers are often referred to as eccentric or [weird]. Everyone with Asperger Syndrome is different.Asperger Syndrome is a form of Autism.
`Link:` <http://autism.urbanup.com/1631208>

~yt "autism"

I think it broke

after all the single furries

inb4 a billion of autistic YT links

IIt probably died of cancer

I guess YT is no go

The YT function probably got stuck in a loop

I can also believe google blocked it with a captcha

Nah

The other bots are working just fine

but they are not google based

Is this one Google based?

~lmgtfy faggot

~google faggot

See google broken TM

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=faggot

https://google.com/search?q=faggot