Message from @zero

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2016-08-31 06:44:54 UTC  

woah that huge girl is marrying that manlet

2016-08-31 06:45:08 UTC  

They complement each other

2016-08-31 07:08:30 UTC  

that was hard to watch

2016-08-31 07:08:46 UTC  

is the reverend even wearing pants?

2016-08-31 07:08:49 UTC  

or are those shorts

2016-08-31 07:14:28 UTC  

waddup

2016-08-31 07:15:02 UTC  

holy shit i just had the best phonecall from "telstra technical services"

2016-08-31 07:15:15 UTC  

explain

2016-08-31 07:15:41 UTC  

indian dude on the phone calls me up and explain that there have been distruptions in my general area and had something to do with my IP adress

2016-08-31 07:15:53 UTC  

i said to him "so this is with telstra"

2016-08-31 07:16:05 UTC  

He says yes and explains again he's from telstra technical services

2016-08-31 07:16:18 UTC  

i tell him i'm not with telstra

2016-08-31 07:16:46 UTC  

and then he tells me "that is very good" and i had nothing else to say other than "yeah i know that's why i'm not with telstra" and he hung up

2016-08-31 07:16:59 UTC  

thanks for the warning i guess about IP disruptions

2016-08-31 07:17:03 UTC  

whatever that means

2016-08-31 07:17:24 UTC  

fucking lost me shit when he told me "very good" though

2016-08-31 07:17:44 UTC  

Next time ask him about his sex life

2016-08-31 07:18:19 UTC  

kek

2016-08-31 07:18:23 UTC  

that would have been the next step had he not unprofessionally hung up on me

2016-08-31 07:18:30 UTC  

ask him for a dick thread on /b

2016-08-31 07:19:46 UTC  

doubt he would be able to describe his sex life with how little english he knew

2016-08-31 07:21:45 UTC  

Fuck, my entire computer just died. Motherboard, graphics, and psu

2016-08-31 07:22:29 UTC  

whatd u do

2016-08-31 07:22:55 UTC  

Nothing

2016-08-31 07:23:04 UTC  

Power surge

2016-08-31 07:23:16 UTC  

Blew out a couple lights too

2016-08-31 07:23:17 UTC  

>nothing

2016-08-31 07:23:50 UTC  

Are all the monitors ok?

2016-08-31 07:24:10 UTC  

One wont turn on but eh, it was old af

2016-08-31 07:24:17 UTC  

Damn it

2016-08-31 07:24:28 UTC  

Hey, are these futnesstrackers really useless?

2016-08-31 07:24:36 UTC  

sell it on ebay

2016-08-31 07:24:40 UTC  

get a new one

2016-08-31 07:25:08 UTC  

I am looking for a tracker that tells me constantly if my heart rate is too high

2016-08-31 07:25:25 UTC  

think these new smartphones have that kind of a feature

2016-08-31 07:26:31 UTC  

power surges eh?

2016-08-31 07:26:49 UTC  

Never had any tbh

2016-08-31 07:27:11 UTC  

And power almost never goes out either

2016-08-31 07:27:26 UTC  

like maybe once in 5 years or so

2016-08-31 07:27:33 UTC  

or 10

2016-08-31 07:28:16 UTC  

Inb4 a solar flare hits the solar panels on the roof