Message from @stealthdorf

Discord ID: 220905066427711489


2016-09-01 13:52:53 UTC  

inside?

2016-09-01 13:53:04 UTC  

do you cry into your asa akira fleshlight?

2016-09-01 13:53:10 UTC  

only way to get one in korea.

Yeah. so I just finish outside now. can't win 😦

2016-09-01 13:53:55 UTC  

Residents at Fleetwood Manor Apartments on Fleetwood Drive reportedly received letters on Wednesday stating the property management has received complaints of a person dressed as a clown trying to “lure children into the woods.”

The letter, which appears to be printed on Fleetwood Manor Apartments letterhead, reminds the public children should never be alone or walking through the woods at night.

2016-09-01 13:53:56 UTC  

spooky

2016-09-01 13:54:17 UTC  

😮

2016-09-01 13:54:35 UTC  

guy is a legend

2016-09-01 13:55:02 UTC  

>get bored one day
>go on aliexpress
>order a clown costume
>go out to the local woods
>make threatening gestures to kids
>run off
>make local news

2016-09-01 13:55:14 UTC  

that'll teach those underagers

2016-09-01 13:55:23 UTC  

dude they're taking movies down on pornhub wtf

2016-09-01 13:55:32 UTC  

i can't find bee movie or zootopia anymore

2016-09-01 13:56:21 UTC  

The Greenville County Sheriff's Office said it has boosted patrols around the Fleetwood Manor apartment complex after it learned that men opened fire into woods behind the complex last week. Residents told a deputy that the men were spooked by what an incident report described as "recent clown activity."

2016-09-01 13:56:27 UTC  

inb4 all an elaborate ruse to promote that new IT movie

2016-09-01 13:56:37 UTC  

they even opened fire

2016-09-01 13:56:40 UTC  

and it's still happening

2016-09-01 13:56:48 UTC  

I saw that the japs have porn star branded lube, wonder if there is any difference between them. I bet there isn't because the japs are masters of jewing.

2016-09-01 13:57:25 UTC  

tbh I would probably buy the anri okita branded shit

2016-09-01 13:57:47 UTC  

who else is waiting for those youtube shitbags like leafy waking up and seeing that their entire job is gone?

2016-09-01 13:57:52 UTC  

Japanese condoms are legit

2016-09-01 13:59:21 UTC  

kek leafy

2016-09-01 13:59:22 UTC  

look at the top comments

2016-09-01 13:59:36 UTC  

i remember ordering some expensive lube from amazon and it leaked during shipping

2016-09-01 13:59:37 UTC  

I bet leafy doesnt have patreon supporters

2016-09-01 13:59:42 UTC  

tfw free replacements

2016-09-01 13:59:57 UTC  

leafy fans don't even have an income

2016-09-01 14:00:11 UTC  

leafy fans are people like @zambz and @Deleted User

2016-09-01 14:00:15 UTC  

little kids

2016-09-01 14:01:04 UTC  

that's why tubers can issue an order 66 and 10,000 angry children descend on any target they want

2016-09-01 14:01:23 UTC  

breddy gud tbh

2016-09-01 14:01:47 UTC  

>top comment on a techmoan video

2016-09-01 14:01:50 UTC  

feels good

2016-09-01 14:02:05 UTC  

me irl

2016-09-01 14:02:16 UTC  

kek

2016-09-01 14:02:18 UTC  

you can't mansplain that

2016-09-01 14:02:21 UTC  

they look so uncomfterble

2016-09-01 14:04:47 UTC  

who sits like that tbh

2016-09-01 14:05:06 UTC  

they could look under my kilt