OH FUCK

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/zooey-deschanel-2014-vanity-fair-oscar-party-02.jpg

Yeah man zooey is hot

i am kinda exclusively thick :/

Are you thick yourself?

but, as you said, fuck fat girls

so there's a ctually few decent thicc girls

naw man

not really

6'0" and 165lbs

or thereabouts

sploosh

Unf

6ft 180lbs

So

Could do to lose a few

but not shitloads

my aim is to find a zooey deschanel almost fat/almot thicc girl, hook up, get her hooked on the gym, get her to perfect thiccness, and have her leave me once she becomes more attractive to normies

Lol wat

thats the dream

and inevitably

inevitability*

http://healthyceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Sofia-Vergara-May-2015-Cover-Shoot-for-Vanity-Fair.jpg

Modern family is great show, btw.

she on modern family?

ffs SDH u like modern family ur not a fucking robot

cmon

I'm quite broad shouldered so if I was more athletic I'd look pretty hench

but I've never really tried

lol dirigibleful we sound scarily similar

i am broad shouldered too thank fuck

despite being a wristlet

https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/disp/cdfc4421741843.56044d5d1a9ac.jpg

I don't know

I just like girls with a crooked smile

That's a very good pick of Sofia tbf

It's so fucking hot.

im just gonna clal u dirig from now on

yeah go for it

what

Think she is a little overrated but I wouldn't kick her out of bed