我姓kauert,叫Bernd.

@zambz

什么他妈的你他妈的刚才说我，你这小婊子？我会让你知道我毕业了我班的顶部的海豹突击队，我已经参与了许多秘密袭击的基地组织，和我有超过300证实杀死。我在训练的大猩猩战，我在整个美国军队的最高狙击手。你是我什么都不是，但只是一个目标。我会消灭你他妈的精度喜欢哪一个从未见过在这个地球上，记住我的话他妈的。你以为你可以逃脱说狗屎我在互联网上？再想想，笨蛋。在我们发言，我联系我的秘密横跨美国间谍网络和IP被追踪作为现在让您风暴，蛆更好的准备。这抹了你打电话

Didn't even need to translate it to know its the what the fuck did you just fucking meme

advanced memeing aviblities

Shitty translation Tbh fam

What yo momma you yo momma

And that's just the beginning

什么 what
他妈的 fuck (??)
你他 you he
的刚才 ???
说我 say I

and that's all i learned in 3 years of high school chinese class

Well, not fuck

>learning Chinese for Taobao

fuck that

他妈的 means 'his mother's'

It's used like 'damn' or fuck

But is not as offensive

You can use 操你妈 if you wanna be offensive

when my teacher told me that you need to know like 20,000 chinese characters to do decently in china and 50,000 to be fluent i dipped

Lol what

i dont even think that's true

Your teacher likes to exaggerate

i could be remembering it incorrectly

it was like 5 years ago

One zero too much prolly

Also there's only like 200 radicals

And it gets easier with every character

when he told me that china was number one and that the japs deserved hiroshima i stayed

Kek

( ゜▽゜)/コンバンハ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uULl6KdLLrg

hey listen to this boys

我不知道ＦＵＣＫ  ＹＯＵＲ＇ＲＥ  ＢＩＴＣＨ 面条

日本人，操你妈。

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

韓国人ですけど。。。

would study Chinese if I wasn't lazy

Don't even konbanha me

nein du

Especially not with filthy katakana

ｎｏｔｈｉｎ  ｐｅｒｓｏｎｅｌｌ，  ｋｉｄ

nihongo wa sukoshi hanaseru n desu kedo