Message from @HEKTIK
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cant handle mad bantz
they dont have an off switch
cant stop being spergs
NZ Herald has this flag up: http://www.270towin.com/maps/3Rg22
you dont need one
This is what they think
FULL POWER ALL DAY
you do
either commit to bantz or commit to suicide
i commit to being calm and collected and silently watching my country eat itself
explains the weight
??
AMERICA ARE FAT GEDDIT
"Man accidentally finds lost nuke"
Ok
inability to put the fork down
sounds like something i'd do
fuckin key chains break and nukes get lost
shit happens
wonder how the guns stores are doing in america
i imagine nutters are buying shit in preperation for RADICAL MUSSIES
Should we mass shitpost on /pol/ today?
like what
shilling
im with her?
Anything that comes in your mind.
Enjoy the salt
It's going to be salty either way
And laugh
A lot.
if trump gets elected
does it influence in our chink deals
>it's not garbage already for me
70c to my dollar
Although I do give America one thing
All that free shit companies give to you after you vote
California Tortilla is giving away free chips and queso to voters who say “Make queso great again,” “I’m with queso,” or “I vote for queso” at the time of their purchase.
Krispy Kreme: Show your "I voted" sticker at participating locations and get a free doughnut.
7-11 is offering free coffee if you use the store's mobile app.
Gold’s Gym is allowing folks free access to their facilities on election day if they show their valid “I voted” sticker. Hey, it's better than stress eating as the polls roll in.
Bob Evans has a 30% off coupon for folks’ entire order on Election Day.
White Castle is offering a free gallon of iced team with any purchase of a Crave Case. What better way to watch the votes roll in than with those greasy little burgers and iced tea.
Zipcar is offering free use of over 7,000 cars as part of their #DRIVEtheVOTE promotion, with members being able to reserve a free car from 6 pm to 10 pm so they can "zip to the polls during the last few hours."