well, i suppose i did fall for a couple of the top xiaomi memes

I almost have all of the major chink shit :(

I feel like most of the fun is in buying the stuff rather than getting it

but do you have the sexybaby?

i already have a mechanical keyboard and headphones that i like, so i've had no need for a decent chunk of the memes

wut

but i did replace my old phone with a redmi 3 and that's been good

sexybaby is a MoT clone

and if you have enough money and have too many lonely nights, stuff from kingmansion

ayy you're in the onahole discord too lol

yes

Im not like a onahole pro anything. The aircraft cup is my first foray into "that world". Mainly because the seller said "discreet"

cups are terrible

Watch it have "masturbator" written in big red letters and watch my roommates see it. R.I.P

they open up your shit?

don't get anything cupped if you're half as big as it

or are you worried about the package itself

The package

if you order a normal tenga it just comes in an epacket

labeled as "beauty" or whatever

>tenga

sorry

TE NGA

Welcome @meme!

Really? Wow didnt know

US?

Ye

Yes

just grab stuff from amazon prime

don't bother with tenga/chinkstuff

not worth it

if you're buying these things, embrace the fact that you have it

tenga is pretty medocre

or if its a fake or whatver

just masturbate with a hand

every single toy package is going to be discrete

you could try out BCMV

Baby mouth car vagina?

also, don't get anything with teeth

especially from chink stuff

muh delamination