tenger egger

because they're colder than my hands

On buying tengas from aliex

don't

te ngas are the penis cancer bearers

sounds like a surefire way for your dick to turn purple and fall off

thats why you get a usb onahole warmer

I have one

but I don't bother

that doubles as a buttplug

because they take forever to warm up

thats why you get a butane lighter instead

meme

WRONG

In the name of heating up the element faster than the USB power, right?

Oh, on the topic of the onahole warmer

no

@Tendril I think I might pick up that knife, link ot

k sec

in the name of burning the onahole and inhaling the fumes for a quick death

When I plugged it into my USB hub, it disconnected my keyboard.

What did they mean by this?

it probably fried your keyboard

rip B)

Oh no, it was fine when I unplugged it

I dunno.

keylogger sucessfully downloaded

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Exploding-Cock-Cancer/32700999473.html

Here @Archy

Hmm

I got a shit ton of cables too, but I'm actually using those.

Oh neat, I have that exact same USB hub.

The 3.0 version is firehouse tier.

This one didn't failed yet.

*yet*

Ye, I have the 3.0

Link seethrouhg controller, shades skull and gin thing.

Plesse

Sorry, I got exactly those on a chink store. The controller is shit tier btw.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Exploding-Knackers/32708741988.html