True. Lol

But, I'm one of those people that fucking HATE waiting on packages.

I'm programmed for instant gratificationm

wew lad

Happiness will never come to you

I know

I get insane buyer's regret as well

Even for cheap shit

Alright, I'm gonna stop clogging up the main channel with shit. Night gois

what? its cheap shit, you should've regreted when you clicked buy

night my goy

noit

anyone know if there are any good chairs around

the one you're sitting on

>Chink chairs

There was a report a few years back that the pneumatic cylinder that raises and lowers the chair is known to explode on cheap ones.

Decent chairs have a plate that stop you being murdered rectally via shrapnel in this eventualty

l-l-lewd

Nobody would know if you died in the throes of epic pleasure

http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

Appro name btw

Sounds like there was way too much pressure in that damn cylinder too

It happened in China according to the article, so Chink Shit chair. Probably manufactured without regulations.

So Trump's America. Gotcha

Also, libertarian paradise

Exploding rectum land

Sexxxxxy

Free market would technically fix that if it happened in America. People would stop buying chairs from the company and a 3rd party regulatory establishment would be created to independently verify chairs.

It's just the death in the first place that leads to the actions. Reactionary style regulations.

Is there a UL equivalent in China

Underwriter's Laboratory

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ if that even means anything nowadays

There are probably 3rd party regulators. Independently verifying luxury goods.

Probably cheaper to get them verified in China before export than verifying them in the destination country

Just a 30c piece of chinkshit isn't worth verifying.

http://corporate.findlaw.com/litigation-disputes/suing-underwriters-laboratories-in-a-products-liability-case.html

I don't think 3rd parties work anymore

The internet is a powerful tool for self-regualtion too. If anyone gets injured by a product, it's all over social media quickly.

So companies want to avoid it.

And I can anecdotally tell you that from personal experience, commercial and profit based auditors are generally a little lax and follow a lot of personal bias to save time, their own and their clients' in kind

Companies and management folks don't generally prioritize these things. Verification is a bothersome roadblock that they want to get through with as little fanfare as possible- 9/10 times they put that burden on engineers, who sometimes aren't going to be at their best judgment level