Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Just did some testing and ub3rs twitter notifications works well

I like this bot already

.chuck_norris

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

laughin so fuckin hard theres tears

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dude kept stoppin, and playin trynna skip. it was great

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It's real quiet hours

Chill lmao

Well its looking worse for Trump

Pennsylvania and Nevada certified their results

I believe they're starting to work with Biden to transition as well

That new Andy Ngo tweet states exactly what I expected: further riots and terrorism from antifa

Pretty sure the system wanted Kamala from the start, so when voters didn't turn up in support, they chose her as VP.

I know I'm stressed out about it, but there is still a little bit of hope.

The Antifa riots weren't going to stop regardless of who was President. These are people that just want to destroy

Yeah, their fight isnt dems against reps. Its against the us.

You know what, if Biden wins then BRING IT. His administration will fail so damn miserably

It will be the biggest "I told you so"

If Biden lasts more than a few years, and they are truly terrible and his mental state deteriorates, democrats will bleed support

While with Trump, we gained support.

Even though we lost, the amount of gained votes was amazing

And the party is more vocal and energetic than ever.

Yeah sadly I kinda wan Biden to win so the Democrats can see how bad his policies really are in 4 years. Biden gets demented when someone is just trying to talk to him, so imagine what would happen is he was in office.

Then again the left will just blame Trump if Biden does bad, and say “The economy’s bad because Trumps policies come into play from his 4 years”

We have so much content about biden already and he hasn't even begun his presidency

This is true. Anything good will automatically be Biden, while anything had is automatically Trump. It will be interesting to see the mental gymnastics they will have to pull.

lol

hi

Heyy hows it goin?

omg chaos i’m your biggest fan

Oh why thank you

i love you

How sweet of you

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