Where was he?

at the bottom of a bottle perhaps?

that's where I found him

next thing I knew

I was in alcoholics anonymous

and through the lord

I was cured

of my alcoholism

and moved on

anyway tho

turns out god is a lie

actually a croc of S H I T

globalist propaganda

wo

that's violence

u have wounded me

with ur words

how could someone be so heartless

on the internet of all places!

the internet!!!

unbelievable

I'm shocked

no he isn't

god is fat farthead

he is a gormless rube

a snot guzzling pringle wacker

I live in South Auckland

I will f u up U DUMB DOG!

me and the boiz

we will gank u

ur god is a dumb dog

U don't know what uve done

I'm part of the MONGRIL MOB

NZ

AND WE WILL GETCHU

SIEG FUCKIN AYE

die then

will decrase the co2

good 4 the enviroment

do it poossy u wont

i will fortnite dance at ur funeral