and the funny thing is you will probaly survive it

I know how to grow potatoes

but then have nothing to fight for but a can of beans

There's so much food out in the woods only dumbasses will be fighting over beans

um the woods will be on fire

Acorns, roots, plants, mushrooms, tasty tasty animals

the animals will be all dead

If they animals willbe dead so will the humans

You'll die if you only try to live off potatoes btw don't ever try this ***

and you will be fighting for the deer with thousands of other people

this nigga eatin acorns

I hate this keyboard

You can totally eat acorns, boil them to get the tanin out and grind them into flour

Nutty loaf of bread

N U T

Just call me squirrel Nutkins

and while this is all going on some where men who dont give a shit about you will be sitting in a bunker eating steak tar tar

See that's your mistake, how many people around you know how to hunt or forage?

Them dumb motherfuckers will be shooting each other at shopping malls

Over cans of botulism beans

i live in louisiana opening day of hunting season is almost a state holiday

People will hunt people

Priority is to go hide in the woods and not get found

do you see what is happening in california?

with the fires

now imagine that happening everywhere

Then you're going to die before you get hungry

Those fires havelimited spread because of firecrews

No firecrews, no limited spread

there wont be any firecrews

Everyone's got this Walking Dead fantasy going on, it would never get to that

All the zombies would rot

When they start shooting the ballistic missiles all gloves are off

Give it 12 days

Iskanders incoming

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Walking Dead is fucking annoying

They better make those systems worth.

Everyone has this retarded video game fantasy of looking for cans

Shit son, first thing that will happen is people will go full purge and shoot up anyone that bothered them ever like Rwanda

Then you'll have the rape gangs because people will just go totally nuts