One day Amazon or Microsoft won’t exist... so what do all these businesses do running on Azure or AWS?

database conversions

Look up DMSMS

Amazon will probably exist for thousands of years just on inertia

Azure caters to jacked up legacy IT stuff that is too complex to be worth converting to modern design

The anti trust laws going to catch up with these big QQQ companies

When your only alternative as a contractor is building something in house at an absurd cost, that's when the government gets pissed

will be getting there shortly

Amazon will buy the USA and disband federal government

You will all work and live in Amazon campuses

The lucky ones

They keep screwing up my technical parts orders, they will be ended anyway

wait why are we talking about cloud outages in <#758768007353860131> ?

This will be your boss forever until your last days @soy

money turtle

because no 911 means riots work and they defunded Police?

And with no Police, we have no riots, right?

no reason too, right? see? democrats made the problem go away just like that!

Shiittt

https://twitter.com/SVNewsAlerts/status/1310762072788152320?s=20

Reuters reports police involved shooting...

I guess 911 works there

oh jeez I read that as no 9/11

Close no riots arent the goal, its max riots. Anarchy level riots. ou heard them say they want to burn it all and start fresh

relating the cyber attack to the 911 outage is .... not connected

Hopefully I retire before I have to work at amazon

https://justthenews.com/nation/police-different-parts-us-report-911-emergency-calling-outage?utm_source=justthenews.com&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=external-news-aggregators

What i miss

https://twitter.com/JoshLekach/status/1310777713204977666

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1310907752819101696?s=19

Hostage situation that resulted in multiple deaths

https://twitter.com/AFPphoto/status/1310912212496769031

Wtf mexico acting stupid to lol

Lol yeah it was a bunch of angry feminists spray painting and banging on drums and burning bras. A lot of them are gonna end up in a ditch for doing that in Mexico

I hate feminist

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If she breathes...

yeah and a lot of the protestors are in mass graves

So you can rest easy

https://twitter.com/SVNewsAlerts/status/1311002091142426630?s=20

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