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one for you redcanary1: Two prison inmates were standing in the cafeteria line getting lunch...

One inmate said to the other inmate, "When I was governor, the food was much better!"

Blaaabeealin. New technical term.

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@**Åli̊čeȰn✨Q̣̇✨** He looks like he is crying inside. Controlling it. And FURIOUS.

OCSO: Small plane goes down in Niceville

NICEVILLE, Fla. -- The Ocaloosa County Sheriff's Office says two people involved in the crash of a small, two-seat aircraft crash near Rocky Bayou in Niceville have been transferred to Fort Walton Beach Medical Center.

First responders were on the scene soon after the aircraft went down around 12:43 p.m. on Forest Drive.

The Federal Aviation Administration was notified of the crash, the Sheriff's Office reports.

OCSO said roadway was closed between Jason Drive and Golf Course Drive and encouraged motorists to avoid the area.

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WATCH | A group is gathering in Portland's Chapman Square for a rally to support survivors of sexual assault. READ MORE: k2ne.ws/2Q1yoNc

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Variety of weapons seized from man's apartment after stalking arrest

https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/variety-of-weapons-seized-from-mans-apartment-after-stalking-arrest/871477782

SEATTLE - Seattle police officers seized a variety of weapons and related items from a Seattle man’s apartment after he was arrested for stalking a neighbor, according to investigators.

The man, who investigators say had been stalking a neighbor, was arrested by West Precinct officers on Thursday after he tried to kick in the door of an adjacent department.

He was booked into the King County Jail, and during his court appearance, he was served with a no contact order as well as an order to surrender firearms. The suspect denied owning any firearms, police said.

On Saturday, the building manager entered the man’s apartment to inspect it for damage while the man remained in jail.

The manager called police to report there were numerous weapons inside.

After getting a search warrant, officers entered the apartment and seized:

Three rifles
One shotgun
Two handguns
More than 50 high-capacity magazines
More than 1,000 rounds of ammunition
Flack jacket
Rifle plate and carrier
Kevlar helmet
Two gas masks
Tear gas canister
Samurai sword
Surveillance equipment
Lock picks
The man remains in jail while detectives investigate.

DEW

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Camp Fire Death Toll Hits 71; Sheriff Says More Than 1,000 Still Missing

https://www.aircrap.org/2017/10/13/california-fires-dew-directed-energy-weapons/

At least 71 people are now dead from a Northern California wildfire, and officials say they have a missing persons list with more than 1,000 names on it in an ever-evolving accounting of the victims of the nation's deadliest wildfire in a century.
Butte County Sheriff's officials said 1,011 people are still missing. The fire has burned 12,263 structures and is 50% contained.
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The high number of missing people probably includes some who fled the blaze and don't realize they've been reported missing, Butte County Sheriff Kory Honea said. He said he's making the list public so people can see if they are on it and let authorities know they survived.
"The chaos that we were dealing with was extraordinary," Honea said of the early crisis hours last week. "Now we're trying to go back out and make sure that we're accounting for everyone."
Some 52,000 people have been displaced to shelters, the homes of friends and relatives, to motels — and to a Walmart parking lot and an adjacent field in Chico, a dozen miles away from the ashes.

At the vast shelter parking lot, evacuees from California's deadliest fire wonder if they still have homes, if their neighbors are still alive — and where they will go when their place of refuge shuts down in a matter of days.
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"It's cold and scary," said Lilly Batres, 13, one of the few children there, who fled with her family from the forested town of Magalia and didn't know whether her home survived. "I feel like people are going to come into our tent."
The Northern California fire that began a week earlier obliterated the town of Paradise . Searchers have pulled bodies from incinerated homes and cremated cars, but in many cases, the victims may have been reduced to bits of bones and ash. The latest toll: 63 dead and 9,851 homes destroyed.
At the other end of the state, more residents were being allowed back into the zone of a wildfire that torched an area the size of Denver west of Los Angeles. The fire was 62 percent contained after destroying nearly 550 homes and other buildings. At least three deaths were reported.

Air quality across large swaths of California remains so poor due to huge plumes of smoke that schools from Sacramento to the Pacific Coast were closed on Friday, and San Francisco's iconic open-air cable cars were pulled off the streets.
Northern California's Camp Fire was 45 percent contained Friday, but there was no timeline for allowing evacuees to return because of the danger. Power lines are still down, roads closed, and firefighters are still dousing embers, authorities said.
Anna Goodnight of Paradise tried to make the best of it, sitting on an overturned shopping cart in the parking lot and eating scrambled eggs and tater tots while her husband drank a Budweiser.

But then William Goodnight began to cry.
"We're grateful. We're better off than some. I've been holding it together for her," he said, gesturing toward his wife. "I'm just breaking down, finally."
More than 75 tents had popped up in the space since Matthew Flanagan arrived last Friday.
"We call it Wally World," Flanagan said, a riff off the store name. "When I first got here, there was nobody here. And now it's just getting worse and worse and worse. There are more evacuees, more people running out of money for hotels."
Word began to spread Thursday that efforts were being made to phase out the camp by Sunday, by gradually removing donated clothing, food and toilets.
"The ultimate goal is to get these people out of tents, out of their cars and into warm shelter, into homes," said Jessica Busick, who was among the first volunteers when she and her husband started serving free food from their Truckaroni food truck last week. "We've always known this isn't a long-term solution."

A Sunday closure "gives us enough time to maybe figure something out," said Mike Robertson, an evacuee who arrived there on Monday with his wife and two daughters.
It's unclear what will be done if people don't leave Sunday, but city officials don't plan to kick them out, said Betsy Totten, a Chico spokeswoman. Totten said volunteers — not the city — had decided to shut down the camp.
Walmart has added security to the location and is concerned about safety there, but it is not asking people to leave, spokeswoman LeMia Jenkins said.

Some, like Batres' family, arrived after running out of money for a hotel. Others couldn't find a room or weren't allowed to stay at shelters with their dogs, or in the case of Suzanne Kaksonen, her two cockatoos.
Kaksonen said it already feels like forever since she's been there.
"I just want to go home," she said. "I don't even care if there's no home. I just want to go back to my dirt, you know, and put a trailer up and clean it up and get going. Sooner the better. I don't want to wait six months. That petrifies me."
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Some evacuees helped sort immense piles of donations that have poured in. Racks of used clothes from sweaters to plaid flannel shirts and tables covered with neatly organized pairs of boots, sneakers and shoes competed for space with shopping carts full of clothes, garbage bags stuffed with other donations and boxes of books. Stuffed animals — yellow, purple and green teddy bears and a menagerie of other fuzzy critters — sat on the pavement.
Food trucks offered free meals and a cook flipped burgers on a grill. There were portable toilets, and some people used the Walmart restrooms.
Someone walking through the camp Thursday offered free medical marijuana.