lol

Thank God I am not playing Poker

You losing your bed side manner?

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Oh hell no I never had manners

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Born on a mountain

Deep in a cave

Drinkin' and fightin'

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Is all I crave

I have manners...I only use them when it counts

@Ron Ward Note to self; Follow Ron's lead

lol

brb

That way you can spread them around a little bit farther

Gotta witness

No never take prisoners either

Scorched Earth Campaign

Duct tape and socks

Zip Ties

Contemporary bracelets...

I prefer the shiny ones myself they go better with my outfit

Aluminum foil...you stud

Sheriff Joe had pink bracelets so naturally I had to have a pair for old times sake

Loonian Foil?

Loomanumnum

Yeah that's the ticket Andy!

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He also set up a Posse Commitatus

You have the right to remain...

Yes but I lack the ability to do so

My son and daughter in law are stuck in the Dallas airport and locked down due to tornadoes

Everything I say can and wil be used against me
I cannot afford a Lawyer and either can the Tax Payers

So I am SOL

Dallas is notorious for high wind shear events.

Love Field?

Man all of a sudden I am beginning to fissle out

How else is the house going to fly and land on the wicked witch with the ruby slippers?

tired huh?

Think I have to head for the Hay Stack and call it a day