"There is no smoking on this train. [COOPERATION WITH TRUMP IS NOT ALLOWED] If you're found smoking, we'll assume you're on fire [IF WE FIND OUT YOU ARE AIDING TRUMP YOU WILL BE FIRED] and take the appropriate action," [THREAT/187] says the Amtrak conductor. [OUR HANDLER]
Response:
"Handler (Conductor) [TRUMP] : Smoking can be bad for your health. [GOING AGAINST ME CAN CAUSE MISFORTUNE ("Trump Curse")] Read the warning label. [THINK CARFULLY/UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GETTING INTO] Deboard train and walk away. [TURN TO THE GOOD SIDE] Once in the tunnel, there is no going back. [This one is obvious] Q"
