they are literally screeching

how did they not just beat the hell out of these degenerates?

idk

I couldn't have held back

good self control

not because it was offensive or anything

I don't give a shit about their opinions

but just the fucking noise

yeah

absolute

https://youtu.be/hF9Gr5waAJg

L M A O

This is a good cover.

if you want a good band

that metallica based a lot of its solos off of

saxon

crusader is quite a trad song

my favorite song in fact

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHXDatoFVwM

https://twitter.com/CursedVideos/status/1019161231096254469

I can get behind Howard the Alien.

um

Mostly because it started out as a "what if you woke up and this was at the end of your bed* scenarios.

lmao

*I fucking live for those scenarios.*

Or like "you open your closet and Alex Jones is just sitting there staring at you jacking off, waht do?"

those types of things.

i would just chill with alex

pick his brain

Yeah I'd probably wonder what the hell made him want to jack off in my closet.

I wouldn't even be like scared.

I'd probably just ask him if that whole thing with the chili was real.

"wtf are you doing alex"
"nothing PATRIOT, i am here for YOU!!"

Y'know how he went to court and literally said he forgot about times with his kids because he had this dankass bowl of chili right before?

YEAH

What the hell?

you cant write this guy

Like was that supposed to be a sufficient legal excuse?

he seems fine over it

I have a half Jewish cousin who's pretty into him.