Oh they want me to have a 9-5 job

But thing is all thats availble here is walmart and retail and fast food

And I worked at kmart for 2 years

They want you to have a job but won't let you go to a convention?

and almost lost my sanity

Yes

Cause they think i'm gonna "beat up trannies"

cause i'm "intolerant"

No

I told them ONLY if one tried to rap em

*rape mee

Do you have a history of domestic violence

nope

I have a history of... causing ruckus and property damage

and being a rabble rouser

That's not good

Idk man if your parents feel like you could be overly aggressive to others because of the past maybe you should try to amend that

Like... I literally got the entire class to revolt against the teachers

And in a mental hospital i got all the patients to disobay and start a riot

so they usually put me in solitary

Johnny is a smart man

They say I am like "Charles manson"

Alright I'm starting to agree with your parents on this

Nah

I wouldnt do shit at the fucking conb

I dont wanna get banned

What job do they want you to have

Oh stocking.

Or cashir

Are you good at math?

Nope

perfect

I'm actually an idiot savant.

Like I naturally can dance so well to the point where.. i'm like michael jackson

and I can draw very well without trying when i listen to certain songs.

Like I just doodle and my hand automatically follows the "feel" of the song and suddenly a picture on the paper

I dont even know how I do it

I think you're very creative but might have a hard time socializing with others

Yeah

I got a lot of antisocial tendacies

some woman at the hospital thought I was "Van Gough"