cause she had short blue hair

and glasses

Like

why the fuck DO YOU LIKE ME i got a face thats bigger at the bottom than the top, cold steel blue eyes and a pompadore

I look like a fucking rockabilly throw back

>cause she had short blue hair

what the fuck do you want

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cause she had short blue hair
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YEAH

she did

why did you even

Cause I was like "why the fuck not"

and this was what?

2011

before i even KNEW that was an sJW thing

i wasnnt aware of SJWs until like

2015

and the alt right till late 2016

even though they existed in form since at least early 2012

my nigga i was woke since the 6th grade

I was red pilled

In 20077

But I thought *I* was the ONLY person to think that

and gave up

and "blended in"

too much LSD you be taken

like legit

I thought I WAS the only fucking red pilled person

and i thought generations

would only get more liberal

and we'd die off

then i hear suddenly

"trump wants to build a wall"

i'm like

"you're shitting me"

then i'm like

"Ok i'm gonna pretend to support sanders so my friends dont ditch me"

trump btfoed everyone

"if trump wins and isnt impeached in a year i'll come out as conservative"

sanders was a public socialist

"i'll vote for him secretly"