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yuck a furry

the only shoes I wear are heelies

no one can catch my ass in those speedy shits

I like to clothesline kids that wear heelies in the mall

heelies are the fucking future

that's my political stance

if you can catch me slow bitch

I'll hop into the pit if you can catch me, if not eat my dust old timer

watch some kid with heelies hit a slippery patch and fuckin bite the dirt

class

my priest owns nintendo

my local incel works at SEGA

he lives under my porch

"my uncle works at microsoft so i basically have all your info" im dead

" MY SON WORKS AT TARGET I HAVE ALL OF YOUR WALL INSERT AIR FRESHNERS "

1) thats illeagal
2) unless he owns the entire company he doesnt have access to everything, he might have info on someone in a certain area if hes the manager but he doesnt have everyones info unless he owns the company.

the microsoft uncle or the air freshner son?

microsoft

so @leftist npc man if your uncle really owns microsoft why dont you send me my ip

or if he can get my info that is

while you're at it @leftist npc man can you look into my future and tell me what I want for dinner I can't decide

makes sence why hes saying all of that look at his name hes a liberal

conservative

no

I'm just a women so just ask my husband what I am

i shouldnt have laughed that hard at that

i think the givernment is fine the way it is

philly

why does that matter

never heard of it

wtf is 9gag that sounds like a hentai site

ew

i agree

weird porn?

so what does that have to do with anything

@leftist npc man that almost just made me puke

im not

i dont do gaming

computer is to fucked

isnt that feminism and shit