i literally can't

nor would i want to

Gay Cuck stoic vs the Chad Ascetic Super villain

im ascetic

you're cringe

stop being cringe

You're gay so I guess you act on being gay

Not very Ascetic

I do because I'm fine with it

Lol loser

you rn

Imagine wasting your energy on sex when you could be plotting world domination

sex?

no im trad

my bf and i wanna raise kids and stuff

Wait u don't have sex with him you just live with another male?

Thats just homo social

no im no asexual haha

we have sex

UnAscetic confirmed

no

im lowercase-a ascetic

im fine with sex

If you don't bathe in ice water you're not a real Ascetic

i shower cold haha

But no icebaths?

Gayyyy

baths are bloat

Its drains your body of more heat than any shower will

A test of perseverance

no haha

baths will equalize to your temperature quickly

showers dont

showers cool you down

Not with a large enough body of water

Showers can only get so cold

Baths can go colder

Especially if they're saline

shut up queer

🆙 | **sporus leveled up!**