how dare you

I am already allowed in for the closed beta of Despacito 5

You must pray towards our prophet Sigusmund's home town: Raleigh. You must pray specifically towards Sigusmund's arm.

In order to be a true follower of the Sigusmund religion, you must recite this phrase: Es gibt keinen Gott außer Sigismund und Sigismund ist unser Führer.

You must practice the Five Pillars of Sigusmund.

I. Recite the holy phrase: Es gibt keinen Gott außer Sigismund und Sigismund ist unser Führer.

II. Pray five times a day towards Raleigh.

III. Donate one fortieth of your blood.

IV. You must fast during our God's birthday, April 20th.

V. You must make a trip to Raleigh once in your life and wave fascist symbols in front of Southeast Raleigh highschool. You must then commit a minor felony and go to the bail office, where our God resides.

And the most important rule of all:

"Sigismund said to himself, “As for you, you must keep my covenant, you and your descendants in every generation. This is my covenant that you and your descendants must keep: twist the right arm so it is facing the opposite direction of every newborn. You must circumcise the twist the right arm so it is facing the opposite direction, and it will be a symbol of the covenant between us. During birth, every baby in every generation must have their right arm twisted to face the opposite direction, including those who are not your own children: those born in your household and those purchased with silver from foreigners. Be sure you twist the right arm of those born in your household and those purchased with your silver. Your arm will embody my covenant as an enduring covenant. Any straight right armed person whose right arm is straight will be cut off from his people. They have broken my covenant.”" (Mein Kampf 2 4:20)

Tbh most Christians should be in the 9th circle of hell cuz theyre traitors

http://biblehub.com/isaiah/22-18.htm

They value the dollar over god

says nothing about flat earth

Wrong verse

I changed it look

http://biblehub.com/isaiah/40-22.htm

"He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth,
and its people are like grasshoppers.
He stretches out the heavens like a canopy,
and spreads them out like a tent to live in."

still doesn't prove the earth is flat

lmao

I dont like circles as it means something totally different in say dante's inferno

Circle is just a level where spirits belong in that

^

Again though

So it doesnt imply that people literally thought the earth was flat

Interpretation

who interprets that as flat earth

Creationists

Some Christians yes might do but not all Christians collectively

How does that prove it’s flat lmao

i know many creationists who aren't flat earthers

This is why i dont debate theologically because often the clue is in the context.

anyways i don't believe in round or flat earth

i'm a polyhedron earther

Isaiah 40:22 is in propaganda

Yes but flat earthers are usually creationists

no

I met a flat earther

all the flat earthers i've ever met are pagans or hindus

Lmao he gay

Again. It's an interpretation

and i never meet them where i live

i've only met them in a city once

But not all Christians hold that interpretation my example of Dante's inferno shows circles can be read entirely differently.

All religious people are going to differ in some ways in their beliefs, even within the same denominations, to some extent

Literally the circles of hells are different levels where the souls of people go.

Theres also circles of heaven for example where there are different levels of angels.

I dont think God hates gays