I was a Senator before the nukes 😢

Lmao

I was a damn good one too

Here’s my name

Alexa where is my super suit?

up your ass

oof

Alexa play rock music

up your up

fuck

no

commies have a monopoly

this cannot stand

WE MUST CRUSADE THE HERETICS

DEUS VULT

AVE MARIA

NON NOBIS DOMINE

CALL THE POPE

WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM

BURN THE HERETICS

WE WILL HAVE A FEAST IN THE HOLY LAND

AND WE SHALL DRINK SARACEN (COMMUNIST) BLOOD

BURN THEM ON THE PYRE

YES

@Perpetual Moral Imbalance calm down my guy

You can’t retake Jerusalem with caps lock

yES i cAN

!!!!

YES WE CAN

You need convictions and faith in Christ

WHO NEEDS CAPS LOCK

SANCTUS CHRISTUS DEUS VULT

**THE LORD SHALL GUIDE US THROUGH THE SARACEN LAND**

Alright fuck it

***DEUS VULT***

***YES BROTHER***

***WHEN DO WE START GENTLEMEN***

***WHENEVER HUMANLY POSSIBLE***

***I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WHENEVER GOD SENT A SIGN***

HE HAS

DEUS VULT