Message from @Advocatus Diaboli

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2018-06-15 20:35:22 UTC  

SCIPIOS DAD

2018-06-15 20:35:25 UTC  

The original Scipio

2018-06-15 20:35:29 UTC  

Who fought Hannibal's dad

2018-06-15 20:35:32 UTC  

Was killed by Hannibal

2018-06-15 20:35:36 UTC  

So Scipio took over

2018-06-15 20:35:44 UTC  

And asked for a volunteer army

2018-06-15 20:36:02 UTC  

As the Roman Republic was scared shitless by Hannibal

2018-06-15 20:36:12 UTC  

So Scipio took his army to the most dangerous place in the war,

2018-06-15 20:36:14 UTC  

Spain

2018-06-15 20:36:23 UTC  

Where the Barcid family had set up their estate

2018-06-15 20:36:32 UTC  

And he kicked out the Carthaginians from there

2018-06-15 20:36:38 UTC  

Then he traveled down to Afrika

2018-06-15 20:36:49 UTC  

Where he kicked the Carthaginians asses there

2018-06-15 20:36:55 UTC  

And thus became Scipio Afrikanus

2018-06-15 20:37:02 UTC  

Then Scipios son

2018-06-15 20:37:06 UTC  

Invaded Carthage

2018-06-15 20:37:12 UTC  

And leveled the city

2018-06-15 20:37:28 UTC  

And to show Rome's might, they literally deconstructed the hill that the city was on.

2018-06-15 20:37:33 UTC  

They fucking torn down the entire hill

2018-06-15 20:37:36 UTC  

And the city

2018-06-15 20:37:36 UTC  

so there were THREE Scipios?

2018-06-15 20:37:40 UTC  

Yes

2018-06-15 20:37:42 UTC  

didn't know that

2018-06-15 20:37:45 UTC  

But Afrikanus, is the best.t

2018-06-15 20:37:58 UTC  

Roman families take the first name

2018-06-15 20:38:08 UTC  

So Scipio family, all boys in it are called Scipio

2018-06-15 20:38:13 UTC  

And then there's the title

2018-06-15 20:38:19 UTC  

Scipio Afrikanus was a tactical god

2018-06-15 20:38:25 UTC  

Who fucked the Carthaginians

2018-06-15 20:38:30 UTC  

And saved Rome.

2018-06-15 20:39:24 UTC  

Oh

2018-06-15 20:40:54 UTC  

Carthage came back tho

2018-06-15 20:41:03 UTC  

the Romans rebuilt it

2018-06-15 20:41:48 UTC  

and it was pretty thriving

2018-06-15 20:42:02 UTC  

you know, merchants and stuff

2018-06-15 20:42:14 UTC  

until the Muslims came

2018-06-15 20:42:24 UTC  

fucking Muslims

2018-06-15 20:42:28 UTC  

The Romans sold all the original Carthaginians into slavery.

2018-06-15 20:42:39 UTC  

The Carthaginians who populated Roman Carthage were Romans

2018-06-15 20:42:44 UTC  

Ikr

2018-06-15 20:44:14 UTC  

muslims are mucho gay