Them slaves be thicc

damn

Where’s my Father’s Day gift

*now

😩

i know you pain

should i turn into alexander hammilton

ill be your right hand man

No

whhy not

gimmie a good reason

The chad George Washington vs the virgin Alexander Hamilton

whaqt

what

alexander hammilton made georgia washington

well

during politics

with the war

without alexander

George Washington made himself

I am a Chad

he wouldve became overwhelmed

I had my men fire towards me

I have brass balls

no

Thicker than the Liberty Bell

Look it up

Only virgins have gay musicals named after them

liberty bell had no balls

About George Washington being crazy

dumbass

Liberty bell was thick

BITCH THERE A MUSICAL NAMED AFTER GEORGE WASHINGTON

I'm saying my balls are thicker than the Liberty bell

THINK OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS

Gay musical tho?

THERES ONE OF ALL OF THEM

YES

YES THERE

Hamilton is gay

no u