Message from @Yuma County
Discord ID: 301589091344973835
Context: it's obama's birth certificate
Someone explain to me how I can drop a 450lb bike on myself in the garage and push it off of me but I can't bench more than 50lbs.
Leverage
Also holy fuck dude fucking eat something the bar is 45lbs
fucking nu-male
Bench press is actually really easy to increase relative to the other main lifts
Literally just stuff your fat mug and gain weight
I meant 50lbs in addition to the 45lb bar.
You always count the bar dingus
You bench 95 lbs
Okay so like 95lbs
I'm a lanklet
Still
Why are Yamahas so fucking heavy
My arms hurt
I don't know man l drive a car
My jankie ass rear stand failed on me while I was dicking with the bike and it came right over on me
So now you're stuck?
No, I got the bike off me and knew that image would come in handy some day.
So since I'm a cheap sob I printed out 30 copies of the 3strikes you're out poster
You know instead of buying them
ss + gomad
Obviously they're not poster size but it's fine I'll just put them everywhere
I have mixed feelings about the rest of the poster options honestly
But I'm no artist
DUDE. HE FUCKING SOCKED THAT KID
Templar wishes he was there to help
Fuck those kids with bitch voices
mfw