An

am sad

Why tho

I get two days off

Starting tomorrow

no one said my hat is nice

Woo

What hat

Oh

Gay

:c

no u gay

Mines better

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wings are gud

u dont have hat

i win

But I have wings

hat > wings

And I'm a blue freaking talking cat

Can that ball of fluff speak

Nyet

im a talking pomeranian

yep i can spek
am floofier

win

Please

Happy could literally fly circles around the floof

well jokes on you im satan

And break the fourth wall with appropriate humour

Like I'm afraid of you

am better than other creatures you filthy mortal

Nu uh

Mortality means change

You stuck being hot and bothered forever

Huehuehue

So Satan is basically menopausal

How sexist

excuse you, its only "hot and bothered" for mortals who die and get here
hell is my home, you think im bugged?

I have a feeling I'm insulting too many women here

I apologize in advance

nah