im a talking pomeranian

yep i can spek
am floofier

win

Please

Happy could literally fly circles around the floof

well jokes on you im satan

And break the fourth wall with appropriate humour

Like I'm afraid of you

am better than other creatures you filthy mortal

Nu uh

Mortality means change

You stuck being hot and bothered forever

Huehuehue

So Satan is basically menopausal

How sexist

excuse you, its only "hot and bothered" for mortals who die and get here
hell is my home, you think im bugged?

I have a feeling I'm insulting too many women here

I apologize in advance

nah

Coz whew bans can fly here with no warning

Like Zeus's thunderbolts in Greek mythology

He can strike someone anywhere at any time

is zeus menopausal

Well

He did once disguise himself as Artemis to bang one of her hunters

nice

I'm not sure if that made him a woman completely

I'm full of useless information

😂

mythology is weird

Full of fun Greek mythology stories

Like Hera being jealous of all her husband's (Zeus) lovers and his children

So she willed herself to get pregnant to make him jealous

And that Athena wasn't born the normal way

Or that Appolo swung both ways

Useless

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thats wild

wym by "not born the normal way"

Athena is the goddess of wisdom

She was born from literal thought