They are elaborate lies

That’s what the government wants you to believe

They’re getting controlled by aliens

Or maybe they are aliens

y'know she's right

That’s my theory at least

i think they're lizards @maymays

Yes I heard about that

But I don’t believe it

On flat earth model aliens are more likely to be demons / fallen angels

Lizards can’t talk

what

Reptilians can talk

uhhh

did you forget about mark zuckerburg @maymays

wtf]

Oh yeah you’re right @mostlyghostly

attack

That could make sense

My friend encountered a reptilian alien / demon twice

damn what happened

Terrified him

unmute me quick @Citizen Z

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

xd

UNMUTE ME @Citizen Z

One time it paralyzed him and sat beside his bed just feeding on his terror probably

this is great

AHAHSHD89F#

that's horrible and the sad thing is no one would believe him

The other time he crossed his room and opened the door and it was standing there staring in his eyes

they would call him insane

yikes

hes the owner y i k e s

wait why is everyone muted

It’s horrific that these brainwashed citizens will think he’s crazy

He says he wants to bad to believe he was dreaming but he knows he was not asleep deep down

hes the owner jimbo

dunno

citizen z

oh