I'm not that paranoid

it isnt that you need one

its more of, guns are fun

It is just being prepared in case anything happens Nat

Like being jumped or robbed

or, you want to shoot a gun

cause its fun

Nat lives in NZ

We have guns

Worst case scenario is a dude on shrooms jumping out and asking about “the kind of cheese that makes up our cheeky moon.”

Maybe a guy robbing a gas station with a boomerang

Probably not much else

Boomerang?

Yeah, it’s those things that Aussies throw at Kiwis

But sometimes they hit trees on their way back

And they stay in NZ

It'd be a Mere, Patu, or a Taiaha

Gotta keep one of those on you at all times

Or I could get something sharp

Like, you know

A pocket knife

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What does sharp mean?

Which doubles as also being practical

We don't have that here

Sharp, as in keen-witted

As opposed to you

Dim-witted

😃

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(I’m sorry Nat, I didn’t mean to be mean)

~~I’m tired, I can’t help it~~

Hello goth magnet

Hi, Soldz

🔫 @DrPeper I had too much fun with my gun, I shot someone

It's alright my joke was pretty bad @Ætos

I mean, I responded with a top tier retort for someone who is half dead

But, yeah, I don’t want to be mean to you

._.

No worries I can take it

Ouch, that makes it feel worse