here is a good rule of thumb, assume that people are idiots and stupid unless proven otherwise

I have a trick to extending your life

Is it the mystical elixir of life?

if you know for a fact someone is an idiot, don't be around them if your life is in any possibility of danger

like they are manning the rowboat of your 2 man boat, that is a bad idea

okay, ltes talk about my trick

you know how cells have a a certain amount of life in them

and they reproduce and create more cells

telomers

they are programmed to only produce so many cells

right

They split in 2

But over time they get worse at splitting

That's what causes aging

so over time you are programmed to eventually die of age as they don't keep reproducing

right

yes

somewhat

so by controlling your metabolism, you can control how fast your cells reproduce and create more cells

well, programming makes it sound intentional

generally my trick involves eating one meal a day, and slowing down your metabolism intentionally

sounds not fun

its not about starving, its about slowing down your metabolism

Or you can be like Walt Disney

its a question of how long you want to live

i just said that it doesnt sound fun

well, if your starving doing it then your doing it wrong

there should be no hunger pains doing it

i never said you are starving

i just said not fun

well, that is my general modus operandus, I eat one meal a day

cool

and I believe its working and extending my life

Cant eat my daily five Big Macs

and then your metabolism is on overdrive

and you'll die early IMHO

neat

interesting...

its a working theory, I could be completely full of shit, but I believe its reality

I have no proof

at least you admit that