maybe live to 120 or so if I'm extremely lucky

my grandmother lived to 100

A friend of mine was trying to convince me she wouldn't live to a 100 and it was a pipe dream

he had to eat crow when she did

we were talking about her living to 101 but my dad was saying it wasn't even possible, she was in bad health

did he eat a cow?

always wanted to try cow brain

my friend was looking at the statistics and was trying to convince me it was such a long shot for her to survive to 100

crow, not cow

its a term for being wrong

o

less cool

you are speaking english right?

never heard it before

no, i speak 0 english

you seem to be speaking english

never

you using google translate?

no, its called sarcasm

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too many illegals are coming here without being able to speak the langauge and never learning

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you know how I do sarcasm

?

not very well

I give no clue that I'm being sarcastic

its like I am trying to make you believe I'm being sincere

This has been a long conversation

Con

Long con

obviously

and my point is that if you know me you should be able to tell that I'm being sarcastic just by the words alone

You're not even FE, it's just a long sarcastic joke

yeee

no, I really am a flat earther

...

I'm not being sarcastic about that

its an overly sarcastic production

How can we ever trust what you say 😱

no, its not