they built a flurry of flood control infrastructure (army corps engineers) after the 1936 floods in SW PA. they're just getting around to updating them after they were all easily topped in 2004 when hurricane remnants dumped 5" of water in 24 hours

the lakes were stocked with fish and eventually left to the PA fish and game commission

quite a few had to be drawn down due to potential failures

third world USA tier shit

There's like one factor keeping us from being a third world country at this point

But I think we got most of the other marks

fat assed white women

the new phenomenon, like white women with ass

every year water service pipes burst, sewers collapse. everyone is like hey man lets legalize pot

ALL THE MONEY

no listen

I too am horrified seeing featured white woman. Struggling to get it up is heroic and civilized

ALL THE MONEY FROM POT TAXES

Pot taxes are a joke.

yeah pot rev is going to fix everything lololol

brah

pot taxes

like

no

listen

I swear to god if I see another hydroponics store open

hahahaha yeah dude

"dude you know what this town needs? not a hardware store, not a credit union, not like a stupid bakery where people talk about their lives and get to know each other"

"we need another vape shop"

#StonerLogic lol

"Vape Underground"

they must have opened at least 50 of them

i call the real estate they open up in "fad shops"

dopecraft - all for paught

since they remain a tenant for 3-5 years, and when the fad dries up they close down

even restaurants are like this

oh no problem dump $300k into an establishment on loan, make shitty overpriced food, just barely break even for three years, close up and liquidate the equipment. rinse, repeat

Hey at least they aren't brewing IPAs

Wait

~gonna hit up my loan officer and see about that microbrewing facility~

@vry_o I know one being scuttled right now. My free beer hook up is closing. 💩

And what you're saying is exactly why. They are leveraged to shit.

that market is flooded with a product that floats right above mediocre

so people think they're getting this astounding product

that's like right on par with yuengling

yuengling