So I was on my way to confession, stumbled onto the altar, and hurled

that is pretty much what goes on in there these days

a whole lot of masturbation

Was trying to hold it in so I could vomit through the little fence

what fence

the fuck are you talking about fag

get real

Nigga idk

manifestly

fag? You have fag in your name

is this just how you feel

i also have nist in my name doesn't mean i'm regulating you

Isn't it part of the ONA to do damage to other Stan groups?

haha

i like the dali painting in your display picture @spaceplacenta

It's a scene from Total Recall

Same difference

srsly though, is there not a little barrier when giving confession?

like a meshy part or holes or some shit? so you can hear

idk im not religious im spiritual

hell I don't know either

the screen

that was the "fence" I was referring to

the fuck

social media has taken the place of confession

when did you last go to the hardware store

trying to protect underneath your house with a fence

you bein real silly boy

you want a lattice

lol

i'll try to be more particular next time

thank you it benefits me as i am a sufferer of pcos

penance is a beautiful sacrament that would probably benefit you

penance kinda sounds like penis

i don't have any pamphlets on me

i do

https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

got your Rx right here

fuck yes

chick tracts are genius

top notch prot troll